Desktop Daddies – Calvin the Cop

Desktop Daddies – Calvin the CopDesktop Daddies are here to turn funny office decorations into a full blown scandal Your desk is looking a bit lawful neutral. Calvin the Cop is here to make it absolutely illegal. One minute youre doom scrolling your tasks the next youre making eye contact with a tiny officer whos clearly not here to read you your rights. This product says: Yes, theres a miniature cop stripper on my desk. No, I wont be explaining myself. Its giving confidence. Its

Race to collect your dream squad of cards while blocking your opponents from reaching A-list status

then squeeze away to your satisfaction

The Pigpen Island Rude Heat-Change Mug looks innocent enough – until you pour in your morning brew

It’s time to hammer some grammar – or be thrown in the slammer

Karens in the Wild Colouring Book lets you colour in the most legendary Karen moments – from “speak to the manager” salons to BBQ confrontations

Break open iykyk Pop Culture

or stuff their stocking at Christmas

just pure “there’s NO way” energy as the table argues

All your girlie group’s favorites are here – Kim Chi

and surprisingly useful – ideal for anyone who takes pride in keeping their desert-dwelling flora looking its best

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